Google and the end times
There were scenes of raw and ghastly panic on the interwebs today as Google went into meltdown and declared every site in the world (including their own) a security risk. Fortunately everything is now OK again, with other ongoing minor problems put firmly into perspective.
(Nouriel Roubini, who just knew this was going to happen, is available for interviews…)
Update: Here’s Google’s explanation of what went wrong. It appears a slip of the hand nearly destroyed the universe.