News has emerged over lunchtime that Sir John Sawyers, currently Britain’s Ambassador to the UN, is to become the next head of the Secret Intelligence Service. Obviously there’s some sort of a cover-up here – do they really think we’re so naive as to be taken in by the idea that they’re just going to, like, publicly announce the next head of MI6?
Well, here at Global Dashboard we started working our network of well-placed sources as soon as we heard the news, and within minutes we uncovered a major new dimension to the story: for www.bibliotecapleyades.net have discovered that Sawyers is part of a secret global conspiracy on UFOs.
French aviation expert Gilles Lorant disclosed the revelations last year in a pre-interview discussion with a French radio journalist, and positively identified Sawyers, the Papal Nuncio to the UN and others as attendees at the meeting when showed photos. Even more startlingly, he also revealed that the conspiracy is being run out of the UN General Assembly.
Such was the level of secrecy surrounding the talks, according to Lorant, that the UN employed a complex double-bluff to disguise the true nature of the talks:
According to Lorant, security at the meetings was not very tight and participants had to merely sign an “appreciation form” at their conclusion. [He said]: “Some meeting rooms were locked in a chain across the door and guarded by a messenger. The meeting room in which I found myself was not so guarded. “
What do they take us for, idiots?